DO SUPERMARKETS MAKE SHOPLIFTING TOO EASY ?
IN THE UK ~ More than a THOUSAND *lifts* a DAY
They misinterpret *Take Away*
Cost to Retailers ? Very great I fear
Twelve billion GB pounds a year !
That amounts to sixteen billion dollars
Shops try to catch them by their collars !
I can reveal the things they STEAL
ALCOHOL is the biggest deal
Next is CHEESE (which they can freeze !)
Slips in your coat or bag with ease
Next comes MEAT (quite a treat !)
BEEF is best and stolen LAMB is very very SWEET !
SWEETS on display in an Open Trough
Easy to pinch a handful off !
Can*t understand the final swish
Not JARS of JAM but TINS of FISH ! ! !
JOHNNY CASH took it a bit too far
Bit by bit he stole a CAR !
SO if you wish RETAIL no ILL
Fill your TROLLY and pay your BILL ~ AMEN !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments please ~ Love A & B ~ XXX
If we are honest ~ most of us would admit (either intentionally
or by accident ?) of walking out of a shop ~ without paying for
an item (or two !). Shopkeepers have to earn a CRUST so SHOPLIFTERS
cause the price to rise for all of us ! I was once on a JURY where
A MAN was convicted of stealing *DISPOSABLE NAPPIES* We
acquitted Him ! Had it been ALCOHOL it would have been a
different story so be careful what you steal ! Honest People
in Developing Countries find it hard to believe that (in order
to feed their Families) People in UK are stealing CANS OF FISH
~ but they are ! Alway Pay for YOUR GOODIES BEFORE YOU
TAKE THEM HOME ~ You know it makes sense ! Yours A & B XXX