NOW IS THE HOUR TO COME OUT OF EUROPE ~ BRITANNIA RULES AGAIN ~ AMEN
WEVE VOTED TO come out of EUROPE
Stand on our own & be Little BRITS
We dont like the MEAT ~ Europeans eat
And we sure aint gonna eat GRITS
In order placed ~ Our ten top hates
We sure aint gonna have these on our Plates !
RAW OLIVES ~ The critter tastes bitter
GHERKINS ~ revolting in knobbly skins
SHELL FISH are never my wish ~ and
BRUSSEL SPROUT ? ................ OUT !
TUNA ? Send it back with the Schooner
MUSHROOMS ~ Not for US ~ No FUN GUS !
RAISINS ~ what japes ! Why dry GRAPES ?
FOREIGN BANGERS ? Awful tasteless DOPPELGANGERS !
CHICKEN (on the bone ?) Leave it alone !
RARE RED MEAT ? Reject it all Toute Suite
What will we eat in OCTOBER
Ven flirtung mit EUROPE ist alles ober ?
We*ll raise our arm to a EUROPE FREE SKY
And eat every damned thing in a PIE ~ AMEN !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love A & B XOXOX
The great advantages of GLOBAL WARMING & BREXIT are !
1. We wont have to go to the COSTA DEL SOL for SUN
2. UK Wines are improving every year (already better than FRENCH !)
3. By 2030 we will be able to grow our own ORANGES & LEMONS
4. The import of EUROPEAN SAUSAGE will be banned by BORIS
5. The import of hard & smelly European Cheeses ~ hounded by HUNT
6. The UK GOVERNMENT will issue a copy of MRS BEETON to everyone !
7. ALE will be served at ambient temperature in Glass Jars with Handles
8. No more PEANUTS ~ replaced by free WALKERS CRISPS ~ AMEN !
9. All PEAS will be MUSHY after BREXIT
10. All BEERS ~ WINES & SPIRIT ~ BRITISH ~ LAGER will be BANNED !