THE VILLAGE HALL PACKAGE DEAL
From January right through to Christmas
the hall is looking for business
and I’m pleased to report good news received
its very first booking has been achieved.
Let’s celebrate – it’s a bit of a coup
the booking’s been made for a bride’s hen do
so we’ve offered her a package deal
a 10% discount which should appeal
if booked for the wedding venue as well.
What’s more we’ve extended it to 15%
if it’s also booked for the divorce event
and a further reduction we can make:
20% if it’s booked for her wake.
But it’s a package deal as the name implies
and there are conditions to emphasize:
the bookings must be made
and deposits paid
by tomorrow night latest I’m afraid.