We were sitting drinking our coffee,
Three young ladies came in,
Bought their coffee,
And sat at the table,
The one next to ours.
Then it started,
They started talking,
I say they,
I meant one.
And talk she did,
So loud I heard every word.
She went on and on and on,
Her voice so penetrating.
The other two just sat there,
Waiting for an edgeways,
To get a word in.