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Spectacular resounding meteorological phenomena

Brilliant light and sound show

not disappointing forecasters promised

outstandingly uproarious performance

powerful winds rage

against the machine

embark to score prestigious

chart chopping hit

pliancy of heavy

boughs sorely tested

ear splitting cacophony

presaged coming fury

within safe shelter of B44,

I hunkered down

analogous to brave soldier

avoiding deadly crosshairs

imagining villainous turncoat

targeting yours truly, now

considering me enemy sniper fire

body instinctively crouches

against impending \"FAKE\" battle

suspected collusion trumpeting

thunderous applause issuing prelude

betokening nonpareil symphonic

unscored cacophonous rendition,

where pliant limbs

deign to welcome

impending stormy \"Daniel\" reign

impossible kickstarting boots

on the ground impossible mission

mere mortals cannot hush

their lame clout ineffective against

weapons of mass destruction

unleashed by Gaia

forcing immediate recall

atavistic survival skills

tapping into fifty shades

gray matter within

primitive brain stem

long atrophied primal beast,

an individual object lesson

desperately summoning


emergency measures

lest life and limb

whiplashed to pulp

by furiously roaring winds

fierce howling tempest

reminding 21st

century Homo sapiens

merciless Mother Nature

intolerant toward global indignity,

perhaps foregone

watershed of extermination

points ship of fools be damned!