Now I gotta mark this 18+
Or Fido will bark at me!
(What\'s Orchi doing writing 18+ poems?
I thought he was too sheltered?)
But I warned ya before
And gotta warn ya again
There\'s summat so horrific, so terrible
Worse than watching Eastenders, in fact
Or Crossroads
(Ooh it must be pretty bad then, Orchi)
Don\'t remember Crossroads too long
Or you\'ll have nightmares!
What can it be, what terror?
What ghastly thing to avoid?
That will give ya a thousand torments
And worse than watching
A whole week of \'Lorraine\' on telly!
Ya can really tune into some rubbish sometimes, ya know!
You curséd thing - depart from me.....
Torment me not...
This is the sort of thing ya will say
When ya hear my immortal (?) words:....
C\'mon Orchi, reveal to us
The three words that strike fear
Into every heart and mind......
OK - The words are (fanfare please!)....
\"I\'m gonna sing!\"
Hee Hee
And a saucy Tee Hee too!
Fido is in the clip
Can you spot him when he was small?