I met Aphrodite today,
She was working at the coffee shop,
As soon as she looked my way,
I felt like my heart had stopped,
It exploded like it was shot with a bazooka,
Those golden brown eyes turned me to stone like I seen Medusa,
I read all the stories and I knew all the myths,
That she could have you falling for her with just a simple glimpse,
But I’d have to say the stories didn’t do her justice,
Too bad she had a boy friend whose name was Hephaestus.