(0ne two three)
This is me
Dancing a
Waltz (two) with
Too many
Faults (two). The
Lady I\'m
Holding is
Doing her
Best (two) to
Fathom my
Movements; she
Knows how to
Dance but ex-
pects me to
Guide her a-
round the dance
Floor; (two) there\'s
Really no
Chance.(two) We
Try to con-
verse but this
Makes things much
Worse and I
Wisely sug-
gest that it\'s
Probably
Best if we
Admit de-
feat and go
Back to our
Seat and watch
Those who can
Do it en-
joy this un-
natural
Act, designed
For folk with
Three (two three)
Left (two three)
Feet (two three).