When it comes to pest control
And ways of killing flies,
There is on the market
A wide range of supplies.
There are many gruesome ways
Of putting flies to death;
But there\'s one that\'s approved of
By the RSPCF.
The best and most effective
Of the products I have seen
Consists of two small blocks of wood
One blue, the other green.
The simplest of instructions
Tell exactly what to do:
Place fly on the green block
And hit it with the blue.
It\'s very quick and painless
With the minimum of gore;
They just don\'t know what\'s hit them.
What fly could ask for more?!