HUMAN DESIGN
With simple additions to the human plan
you could soon enhance the performance of man
and to prove this I give some suggestions below.
Radical? Yes. But here we go:
To see behind as well as ahead
an eye would be good in the back of the head
and in the event of a shortage disaster
egg whisks for arms would help you work faster.
Rotate an ear so it faces behind
for all round hearing and peace of mind
and turn the nose up or move it down south,
it’s not very nice just above the mouth.
Other ideas that come to mind
and would certainly benefit all mankind:
feet that can turn 360 degrees
coupled, of course with rotating knees
And as you get older why not add a
remote control for the leaking bladder,
and here’s an idea to save on the washing:
self-cleaning buttocks would be a real blessing.