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August 25th, 2019 playing round of bouncy bouncy broke bed

Just before stroke o\' midnight

slated date above zee wife,

i.e. the missus, aboot

same width and height

(quite an oompa loompa),

she presented quite

oh...somewhat garrulous,

hilarious, illustrious...sight,

what with her

swelled up Betelgeuse orange

flesh somewhat sunkist bright

strove to bounce this light

resting, loafing, humming

like mister kite,

who always takes nap before sleep

got unstrung with minor fright

when both of us suddenly heard \"thud,
\"
and driver side regarding single bunk

slumped noticeably lower, which excite

meant elicited presenting reedsy challenge,

and strategizing avoid rolling on floor,

a humorous lock horned dilemma plight,

she analogous to human meteorite

precariously propped, positioned, perched

courtesy eldest daughter,

who gave ample pillows fortnight

prior to relocating to San Francisco,

California, a stellar future

\"star student\" sought to ignite

where struggling dirt poor

mama and papa squeezed, pinched

jinxed financially tight

scrambling to remain homeless

which dire circumstance... right,

would immediately curtail

ample leisure time to write.

Out of necessity, we could live

in 2009 Hyundai Sonata until cold

temperatures idle forced us to hold

each other, this despite

my tendency to twitch, a told

foregone conclusion spelling misery

especially if the snoring mold

did doughy wife additionally

prone to scold

and get snappy if unable to affix

CPAP contraption told

to attach to face when lying down

to alleviate sleep Apnea

a common malady bold

forthright primary care physician

stated excess weight major

contributing factor never foretold

back in the day when spouse

light as feather, and yet

contradictory cuz each fold

of adipose tissue

increases her cost when

measured against gold.