ACTUNG ! DEISER HUNDT KAN SENZOR POETICA OBZENICA UND EROTICA !
MY FRIEND STEVE ~ HAS A HOUND CALLED FIDO
I often see them down at the LIDO
FIDO in*t WATER ~ STEVE in the SHADE
SIPPING his pint ~ watered down LEMONADE !
STEVE writes his comments ~ in manner quite DROLL
Trying to explain his Cute Canines ~ ROLE !
STEVE is a one-man ~ sanction dispenser
BUT he hides behind FIDO ~ our Odd Odes to CENSOR !
Any mention of *LACE* he finds ~ out of place
POETICA EROTICA ~ he rates a disgrace
Should we by chance ~ stray from *NICE* to *OBSCENE*
FIDO schoutz *ACTUNG* und demandz ein *EIGHTEEN* !
The content of our ODES ~ WE keep a strict LOG
WE WONT BE BROW BEAT ~ BY A DEPUTY DAWG !
DANKE fur deiner wizits ~ commentung bitte ~ HANZEL und GRETAL ๐๐งก๐
If you have never encountered FIDO ~ write a comment on one of
ORCHIDEES POEMS and he will reply with a reference to the above
eulogised FIDO. ACTUNG ! He also claims to be 1000 years old and
has many references to 1066. JONATHAN tell me he is quite compus
mentis and he sees FIDO*S censorship of MPS as wholesome ! H & G !