IT’S WHAT AN ARTIST DOES
When I told him I was painting,
he replied: ‘You’re decorating?’
and I found that quite annoying
so I’ve found some time this morning
to invent a word describing
what I do!
I could say that I am arting
but it sounds a bit like farting!
or I could say I’m creating,
but it strikes me that crearting
is the best way of describing
what I do.