ANGELA & BRIAN

UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLES ๐Ÿ’™ BRIAN & ANGELA ๐Ÿงก

 

MANY YOUNG COUPLES IN THE UK CHANGE THEIR JOBS -

CARS - HOUSES ETC IN ORDER TO BE UPWARDLY

MOBILE TO KEEP PACE WITH THEIR PEERS !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

A better JOB ~ House fit for a SNOB

A posher CAR ~ like a  JAG-UAR

A Private School ~ with a higher FEE !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

 Securing their PLACE in the Human Race

HE wants to be in the MASONS

SHE just wants to be seen ~ on TV !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARDLY MOBILE COUPLE

That what they aspire to BEE

So everyone knows ~ they shop at WAITEROSE

They ignore the PRICE ~ go for QUAL-ITY

Avoid being seen in ICELAND ~ and never go near AL-DI !

 

THEY*RE AN UPWARD MOBILE COUPLE

Thats what they aspire to BEE

A big CRUISE each year ~ to some Exotic Sphere

NO NHS ~ They go PRIVATE ~ NO STRESS

But they all love a PERK ~ if its FREE

 

Thanks for reading ~ please comment ~ ANGELA & BRIAN ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก

 

P.S.  In no way is this POEM about US !  We have median paid

JOBS in the Public Sector ~ The NHS & Adult Education !