Yep, it\'s that time of year again -
You\'re all invited - sort of!
It depends if you were there in person
If you were, come along
To the Annual 1066 Hastings Reunion
Not to non-UK poets: It was a Battle held in 1066 in the UK
On October 14th.
Now it\'s not so far-fetched...
I\'m sure some of you are over 950 years old now
I certainly am!
Fido my watchdog is too - he\'s very old
But he don\'t want any \'swoony\' poems appearing
While he\'s away! (heehee)
It was all my fault, you know
The Battle may have turned out differently
If I had not appeared and uttered
Those fateful words to Harold at that vital moment:
\'Look up, Sire\' - and he did
He never saw the arrow - nor did I....
And all the rest is history!
Yep, pack your bags ready
See ya there, I hope!
You\'ll need your Birth Certificate
Or you won\'t get in
That\'s the only condition -
You have to have been there in person in 1066
For this annual nuttiness! lol.