I’m being savaged by a kitten!
Jings cribbins! Help ma boab!
I know not whether yet tae laugh
Or whether yet tae sob
She used to be gey friendly
Noo she’s just annoyin’
Wae her tiny laldie
An’ her spittin’ and her clawin’
I could bend doon real easy
An’ simply break her neck
But grown men don’t kill kittens
Just sigh”Jings! What the heck!”