Wow what a day
I don’t know where to start or what to say
But here I go
My ex asked me for money and I said no
I’d already given her enough money for the bills
She argued with me and inside it still kills
Because I still care
It’s her house but she said I could stay there
She said I could stay till I sort my flat
But today she turned into a bit of a twat
Because I said no to giving her money
She started to be real funny
Told me to get out of her house and leave our dog
So I packed up everything apart from the bog
I had three hours to get everything out
And I smashed it there is no doubt
I got all my things out of the house and stored it at a mates
I took the lot including the plates
The house was empty just in time
I rang the police to make sure what I’m doing isn’t a crime
They told me it’s fine
I’ve taken what’s mine
Which was quite a lot
It made me realise what I’ve got
And I’ve left you alone you started this
Now it’s my turn to take the piss