Oh no.....! Not Orchi again!
Not a song please!
Good Lord, deliver us.
But I\'m \'better now\'
And I\'ve stopped insulting cats
I no longer say -
My singing sounds like two cats fighting
Cos truth be told -
It\'s much worse than that! lol
Ohh, this self-denigrating
This self- putting-down
Is it some cover?
Now I can\'t get too psychological
This time of the morning
Or I\'ll give myself a headache!
But - can I sing really?
Sing sweetly, and tweet like a bird
No, don\'t get your shotgun out
To kill off the bird\'s dawn chorus
Cos they woke you up
As one said he would (horrors!)
Just listen to \'em tweeting.
But meanwhile -
If ya got any troubles from others
If they hang around
Like a bad..... smell?
Woof! It\'s \'bad penny\' says Fido
Just gimme a call
I\'ll be there to sing them a song or two
They might bear one song from me
But two will drive anyone insane
It\'ll cost ya, mind ya
But \'normal professional fees apply\'
What\'s professional about your singing, Orchi?
I dunno.....
Time for Fido\'s singing lesson now -
He\'s following after me!
Woof, Woof, Hooowwwllll!