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Advice (Funny Friday Poem Day.)

I am getting married in the morning

So Father, do you have any advice?

I am worried what married life will be like

I am not sure how to deal with such a controlling wife

 

My Son, you need not be so concerned

I know how you can have a perfect life

I have a simple plan for you that worked for me

Say these words before you make love to your new wife

 

\"My love, please put on my trousers\"

She\'ll reply, \"I can\'t, they\'re too big!\"

You reply, \"That\'s right my love, they are!\"

\"That\'s because I wear the trousers in this relationship!\"

 

\"My love, please put on my trousers\"

She\'ll reply, \"I can\'t, they won\'t fit!\"

You reply, \"That\'s right my love, they won\'t!\"

\"Remember who wears the trousers in this relationship!\"

 

What a wonderful wedding we had today

I will still love you as we gradually grow old

It will be so perfect if we stick to the plan

Let me share with you the words of the plan I was told

 

The man who told me these fitting words

Says they will ensure we have a perfect life

This is a plan handed down from Father to Son

In fact he told me, this perfect plan, he told to his new wife

 

\"My love, please put on my trousers\"

She replied, \"I can\'t, they\'re too big and won\'t fit!\"

\"That\'s right my love, they are!\"

\"That\'s because I wear the trousers in this relationship!\"

 

\"My love, please put on my panties\"

\"Oh you can\'t can you, because they are too small!\"

\"If you ever want to get in my panties\"

\"You\'d better drop the chauvinistic attitude, you fool!\"

 

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