What was I thinking?
There I was getting my car cleaned,
Why!
I rarely clean my car,
But it needed cleaning,
Cleaning before its regular clean,
Every six months.
It had only been three months
Since the last clean.
So there it was
Shining,
The crew had done a good job
As they normally did.
I drove it home,
It was strange,
I could see,
See out of the windows,
ALL of the windows.
Arrived home,
Parked it in my drive,
Showing it off,
Making neighbours jealous.
Left it there overnight
As usual
Came out in the morning,
Somebody had been jealous,
As there on the bonnet
There was bird poo,
So much poo,
Never seen as much before.
The thought went through my mind,
That’ll teach me,
Teach me not to get the car cleaned,
The car cleaned earlier than usual.