The hall was booked,
The man was going to speak,
To speak to the assembled throng.
He arrived at the hall
His script ready,
Full of boring words
To tell all.
He looked down from the stage
And saw three people,
And a dog,
In the audience.
He said to the organiser
“Did you tell them,
Tell them I was coming?”
“No, I didn’t,
Word must have got out!”