Even experience can\'t train you for this, 5am a poo explosion hits
While their beautiful smiles brings joys unknown, in that moment of impact you felt your own
As each second feels forever you try not to laugh, but each time you do, out sneaks a fart!
Any moment now, we could both be standing in our own dung. If I don\'t get this down quickly, I\'ll be showing off
Finally cleared the endless spray on grit, no time for more than is needed, just cover the below and go, before I\'m the next to explode...
Clenched, with a wobble holding a bonce chair of giggles, how can ten steps feel so far... There\'s a pop and you go ahhhhh!
Nothing can ever prepare you for this in life.
Satisfied we exist the bathroom, we didn\'t even make a mess!
To find the dog licking her lips, thank us for a warm break-feast....