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Stranded courtesy bittercold without food or drink...

Dire straits necessitated

yours truly to bethink

outside the box (literally outdoors

of squarish structured nested dwelling),

where blinding albedo effect

forced me to blink,

additionally also ruffled tail feathers

of this sole surviving male bobolink

(North American songbird,

Dolichonyx oryzivorus)

pushing survival species

to extinction brink,

thus series of unfortunate events

woke resident chewink

(North American bird,

Pipilo erythrophthalmus

also called: towhee

or ground-robin),

tweeted from within

his cozy armoire chink

polar vortex froze habitat,

whereby arctic wind found

brushy areas to clink

unwittingly brambles ferocious

waving circular rotation

wrought minuscule countersink

eh, no bigger than a cufflink

his ornate bejeweled complex edifice

compliments of sizable income

allowed, enabled, and provided

opportunity in tandem

with significant other

to create acronym named dink

(dual income without kid)

acquiring handsome combined income

rendering and selling stylized goldfinch

also known as distelfink

common motif in

hex signs and fraktur,

which interpretive native folk art

eye state meaningless

without rhyme nor reason,

superfluous gibberish by George,

and/or...well... courtesy

following more purposeless gobbledygook

defying poetaster to incorporate doublethink

intelligently nsync with downlink

playfully, jauntily, and deliberately

creating confounding badinage eyewink

at thee, no doubt many

an anonymous innocent

reader calling me ratfink

under their breath or more

colorful brutal appellation

inducing cheeks of unknown followers

turning fifty plus shades of firepink

moost definitely concurring gink

perfectly apropos description

concluded individually versus

collectively, quickly, and

unanimously i.e. (think) groupthink

I approve this entire message, which

most likely tinders pet peeve,

concluding GoDaddy liberally did hoodwink.