She said his phallus looked like a Mario mushroom,
He described his hair as golden custard,
She said his member was all cap and no stem,
He said look at my hands I don’t have a problem,
Then later,
Nancy said impeach him,
He said life is impeachy,
When u have a mushroom
For a penis,
And are the best lover in the history of the world,
And also the best prez too,
Don’t disrespect my mushroom,
He turned red in the face,
Lied a few times,
And wrote her an angry note,
Remember My daughter is hot this prez would date her,
If it wasn’t incest