In grammar school
They teach you the basics
Your numbers and your A-B-C’s
The numbers? I know all of the numbers
But the letters? I only know twenty-five
A, B, C, D, E are friends
F, G, H, I, J are friends
K, L, M, N, O are friends
P, Q, R, S, T are friends
U, V, W, X, Z are friends
But why only 25?
I don’t know Y