Woof! Fido says - You ole misery
Why you wished an Unhappy New Year to All?
(Gotta allow for a talking dog here - he speaks English)
Well, it\'s inevitable Fido
Bound to happen
Don\'t ya know why?
Well, I don\'t really know, says Fido
(Doing Mavis impression form Corrie there -
No end of his talents).
Did someone have an accident or misfortune?
Did something terrible happen?
Why, yes Fido - something terrible
And no end to it....
Cos I only said
\'Im gonna continue to sing!\'
Don\'t ya know -
My New Year Resolution
Is to increase from 2 to 20 songs per day
It\'ll drive ya all mad
But it can\'t be helped
What number singing lesson are ya on? asks Fido
(He howls to drown out my singing!)
Oh, lesson number 2569874251 I think
I should give it up as bad job, says Fido
That singing tutor\'s laughing up his sleeve
He knows ya don\'t improve
But still wants your dough (money)!
Now a song from Fido to end with:
Woof, Woof!
How much is that doggy in the window?
Woof, Woof!
Ya knows the rest of the song!
Where\'s the guys in white coats?!
Heehee