They met again after many years,
Two old mates.
They spoke of old times,
Those times when life was ahead of them.
“How is your wife?”
Came the question,
“Oh my first wife died?”
“Oh I am sorry to hear that, what happened?”
“She was poisoned,
Poisoned by mushrooms”
“That is so sad, so you remarried?”
“Yes that I did,
She died as well”
“What happened to her?”
“She suffered a blow on the head”
“That is awful, how did that happen?”
“She wouldn’t eat the bloody mushrooms!!”