It had to happen,
No more running the streets,
No more sweating at the gym,
Those days are over.
All you need to do
Is climb out of your bed
Take a pill,
And fitness will pervade,
Pervade your body.
So you can just drive to the park,
Sit on the bench,
Drinking your coffee,
Eating your food,
Indulging in gluttony,
While you look at them,
Look at them and laugh
As they run around the park
In their quest to get fit,
And you are now fit,
As you have taken your pill.