Offenbach to boyhood, I pined nostalgic
Tale of (H)offman woe (mine)
linkedin, speedier than quick
brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,
fast as fired ballistic
soon after conception, when
yours truly a mere embryonic
nudnik, nonetheless I venture
to advance hypothesis fantastic,
and farfetched as said theoretic
conjecture deoxyribonucleic genetic
housed within chromosomal material generic
human being eventually
coalescing into holistic
corporeal and spiritual essence intrinsic
being christened Matthew Scott Harris,
wherein unbeknownst manifest destiny poetic
primate took shape pronouncing
his bent quixotic
also riddled with predilection toward panic
attacks, generalized anxiety frenetic
disposition and moost definite laconic
demeanor most evident,
when he cast characteristic
contemplative, intuitive,
not necessarily universalistic
as unfavorable inherited, plus behavioral trait
generally articulate, delicate, intricate... pacific
progeny afflicted with psychological honorific
schizoid personality disorder deeply affecting
mental, physical and spiritual bailiwick
rendering him beset with idiosyncratic
faulty cognitive mental health issues
super tramping, thriving,
albeit teetotaling opportunistic
mailer daemons upending
with horrific, capitalistic, and academic
failures, (I will spare thee graphic)
details only offering synopsis
such as anorexia nervosa,
generalized anxiety, obsessive
compulsive disorder fatalistic
outlook encompassing pathetic
purposeless quirky ritualistic
counterproductive mindset atavistic
beastie boy propensity, who must exit
regarding call of the wild this urbane rustic.