25 JANUARY IS BURNS NIGHT ~ 31 JANUARY IS BREXIT DAY IN THIS
POEM ~ WRITTEN IN *BURNS METER* WE CELEBRATE BOTH DATES !
Wee cowerin* cowardly beast called BREXIT
Fer three lang years yer barter VEXIT
To mack oor European EXIT
A Treaty BRAW !
To sever us frae Europes BAXIT
And vacate their Sacred Sceptered SHORE !
Wi* a* oor Kin across the Channel
Their Spanish Wine an* German Flannel
The Frogs ~ who helped us build the Tunnel
We*ll sup nay more
We*ll run awa* like Sally Gunnel
An* barricade oor Island Shore !
Sun - Sand - Sangria - COSTA BRAVA
Nay maire Ragout in BRATISLAVA
O* Slibovitch in YUGOSLAVIA
Things o* the PAST
BRIGHTON*s is rated jus* ONESTARSIR
We knew exotic Hols & Dolls ~ Jus* could nay LAST !
In jus* five days ~ Balloon gaes oop
An* we shall drain oor Bitter Cup
Yon Channel Tunnel ~ we*ll brick oop
Nay maire ~ Gay Paris !
Nay maire Fine Wine in Bistro Sup
Jus* *Warm Pale Ale* fer You & Me !
WE dinna ken jus* who*s tae BLAME
Damn BREXITEERS a* look the SAME
CAM*RON - JOHNSON or FARAGE ? Oooo WHO lays CLAIM ?
We mus* protect oor SACRED ISLES !
The GERMANS laff ~ to see oor SHAME
BUT NO ONE i* the UK SMILES !
Thanks fer visiting ~ comments welcome ~ AMORE A & B ๐งก๐ค๐
On 31st JANUARY we think we*ll revert to An Island Race circa 1930 !
Warm Weak Beer (no Lager) ~ No European Wine ~ No Street Cafes ~
No Topless Bars (not even Men) ~ No Nude bathing ~ No European Cup !
Folk Singing (see Video ~ Woad was a Head to Toe blue dye) and Morris
& Maypole Dancing will be COMPULSARY and on all School Curricula ! We
will paint ourselves in RED - WHITE & BLUE STRIPES - UNION JOCKS !