What shall I do?
One of the biggest decisions,
Biggest decisions of my life
Needs to be made!
But what do I do?
Croquet has taken over,
Taken over my life,
But I need to make a choice,
As the competition is near.
That competition that happens,
That happens every year,
Where the Six Nations battle it out,
Battle around an oval ball.
Every match I have watched,
And before that,
The Five Nations.
But they clash,
Clash on a Saturday afternoon.
Croquet or Rugby?
Rugby or Croquet?
What shall I do?
Shall I record the croquet
And play the rugby?
That is daft!
So I shall have to play the croquet
And record the rugby,
But woe betide
If anybody,
Even you!!
Tell me the result
Before I have seen my recording.