I look at her and I\'m jealous
Blond, golden locks of hair
Clear, sky blue eyes
Lips as plump as a plum
Arms and legs as skinny as twigs
Her face is perfectly rounded
And she has no blemishes on her skin
Her waist is so tiny
I bet I could wrap my hands around it
And when she walks her butt doesn\'t jiggle one bit
The clothes on her body fit just right
Not too baggy, not too tight, just perfect
When she walks past
Men whistle and wink at her
She gets so much attention
With her mini skirts, skinny jeans, and low cut shirts
Men never fail to notice her
She\'s the most popular girl in town, I think
And everyone else thinks so, too
I don\'t know how many friends she has
I couldn\'t possibly count them all
She always knows what\'s \"in\" and what\'s \"out\"
And always makes a good appearance
Man, even without any makeup on she looks gorgeous
It\'s almost like she doesn\'t even have to try
She was just born beautiful
You know, I really wish that girl was me
But she\'s not
And I don\'t think she ever will be
Why is it so hard for me?
So hard for me to measure up?