Michael Edwards

HAS ANYONE EVER SAID ‘BOO’ TO A GOOSE?

 

 

HAS ANYONE EVER SAID ‘BOO’ TO A GOOSE?

 

 

It’s not right that there’s never a left of way

I’d like to know how you can ever paint spray

and what are you going to call a day?

 

You can’t go for walks with stepping stones

and marrows will never  grow in bones

and are there spiders in no fly zones?

 

Can you really use cheese to make a tray

and why do criminals want to  steel grey?

To hell with it all I’ll go and pipe clay!

 

Has anyone ever said ‘Boo’ to a goose?