HAS ANYONE EVER SAID ‘BOO’ TO A GOOSE?
It’s not right that there’s never a left of way
I’d like to know how you can ever paint spray
and what are you going to call a day?
You can’t go for walks with stepping stones
and marrows will never grow in bones
and are there spiders in no fly zones?
Can you really use cheese to make a tray
and why do criminals want to steel grey?
To hell with it all I’ll go and pipe clay!
Has anyone ever said ‘Boo’ to a goose?