When I walked out the rainbow door,
I wasn’t sure quite what I saw.
The street was red with amber spots,
The path was blue with light green dots.
The lights gave out a vibrant green,
And gave a shade I’d never seen.
The sky was coloured darkish brown,
With clouds of purple looking down.
I went back in to lay me down,
My forehead wrinkled with a frown.
The thoughts I had were weird and vague,
And wondered what was in that last Laphroaig.
(As many of you may know Laphroaig is my favourite Scotch tipple. Other Scotch whiskys are available.)