Driving down the road,
Minding my own business
When I caught up with one.
Looked in my rear view mirror
And there was another behind me.
Then I looked to my right
And there was one coming out,
Out into the road
To join the traffic.
And then blow me
Another came from the left.
I looked ahead,
There on the other side of the road
Was another one,
Coming towards me.
It was just not my day
To be driving my Skoda,
As I was being consumed,
Consumed by Mercs!