Why does a potato peeler
Always stay so sharp?
It\'s a thought that keeps me up
I ponder on this throughout the night
And then it leaves me tired for work
And who discovered the milk from cows?
And what was he doing at the time?!
I\'ll drink a pint of the creamy white stuff
Until this thought, then i\'m not so fine.
And where does the left sock stealthily go?
Or maybe it is the right?
We all know they come in pairs
Until one hops out of sight
And lets not get started on the hide and seek keys
The greatest game of all
Those little tricksters disappear
When you need them most of all
You see when it comes down to it
In this modern world we\'ve made
There\'s some things you can\'t explain
And it\'s meant to be that way
Because a little bit of mystery
Is needed by one and all
It helps us realise that actually
We are all a bunch of fools