Some believe the end of days
Will finally come to pass
While others feel that this disease
Is coming out our arse
Ive even heard that aliens
Are above us shining light
Then there are those that like to think
That we deserve this plight
The new agers believe we are stepping up
In to a new dimension
While the people who are still at war
Live on in that invention
Conspiracy theorists are shouting out
We told you so you fools
While the paranoid among us
Believe there is more than being told
Scientists in their ivory towers
Are having their fifteen minutes of fame
While those who are in government
Feel safe because they\'re not to blame
Whatever your faith, belief or politics
Theres a view for every occasion
I just think they\'re all bloody mad
The ultimate contagion!