C\'mon now - I don\'t care
About this crisis!
It probably don\'t exist even
So say some mad folk
Icke and Co!
I thought we had enough of their madness
Their first time around
C\'mon now
I\'m starting a Funding Page
For poor Branson
He must keep his private island you know
Oh it don\'t matter -
There\'s people suffering and dying
So what?
As long as \'I\'m all right Jack!\'
Throw in ya couple of quid or dollars
It\'ll all help, ya know
Never mind Tesco\'s \'Every little help\'
People like Branson are in urgent need of it
Though he can\'t take it with him when he dies
(Nor can anyone)
Ohhhh - &^*%$()&%$£&
*(&^%$£!!()) (*^%$£()
**(^%$$())^$****!!!
(Are ya ears burning now?)
Gotta mark this 18+ now
Or Fido will bark furiously at me
Don\'t let him meet Branson
He\'ll go for his jugular
As if in a rabid fury!
C\'mon, pay up now
All contributions gratefully received
Doh!