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Fish to Chips

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Fish to Chips

 

Once I bought a fresh fish alive

So fresh that it splashed non-stop

When I scaled it, it took much flip-flop

Two hours out of water, it played dive

Taken to liquor, it refused to be sedated

Popping the pot top open, it escaped

As I cut its head off with a chopping knife

Its tail still jerked and jumped, still in life

 

When I finally got it done and finished

My appetite for fresh fish gone perished

Ready made chips provide same nourishment

 I don’t have to execute capital punishment

But inside me there is the quilty shame

Someone else cut and cook all the same

Tho I do not kill

I pass the bill