The Uneducated O.A.P

Sing a Song, for growth

Wife planted some seeds today,she said I have to sing a song

Early in the morning, apparently it helps to bring them on

I sang, Good Morning,Good Morning,Good Morning Mr Seed

Good Morning, Good Morning, I hope you\'re not a weed!

I awoke, startled, the following day, wondered what was going on

she had thrown back the bedclothes looked at my lower regions and sang the same song!