Confusion reigns once more,
What day is it today
I ask myself?
It is Saturday I reply.
No it isn’t I argue,
It is another day!
No, it is Saturday!
I will have to look it up.
Oh go on then!
See on the computer it is Friday.
It cannot be Friday it is Saturday!
No look its Friday!
No it isn’t!
Yes it is!
No its Saturday,
Ever since we have retired
It is Saturday,
As every day is Saturday.
Oh yea, you are right,
It is Saturday!