There was a King who ruled a Kingdom called Madness
It was a place for joy not a place for sadness
There was one though who wouldn\'t follow his commands
She was a nasty witch who would ruin his plans
The King knew he\'d have to deal with the witch
Since quite frankly he thought that she was a bitch
So the King put on his magnificent crown
It was gold and blue and red and brown
And he sat on his throne of chocolate and cheese
Then he ate a breakfast of porridge and peas
Into the hall stepped a knight armoured in grey
But he had no words, nothing to say
\"Sir Knight you come in my hour of need\"
The King shouted loudly as he sipped on some mead
\"By my blood those in this Kingdom must serve
Now go give that witch what she deserves
I suppose you could just chop off her head
But here\'s some better ideas instead
Go into her drawers and mix up her socks
Or better still reorganise her socks
Then take a trip down to the post office
Find one of her letters and take the stamp off it
Tip some salt into her coffee
And then replace her vegetable stock with toffee
Steal her eggs until her chickens are clucking
And then you should give her a right good stern talking to\"
The King was flamboyant, eccentric and loud
The knight though was silent
The King came up with more and more schemes
The knight though was silent
The King was desperate
The knight though, the knight was silent
The King took his crown off his head
He held it out for the knight to take
And as the smile drained from his face he said
\"To defeat the Witch of Sanity
Perhaps you should just give her this\"