Tabitha Tootle
Tabitha Tootle
Was no beauty queen
All spots and big muscles
She was ugly and mean
But she loved tiny children
If you know what I mean
All the bullies were frightened
Together they hid
As she walked down the street
With an old dustbin lid
All you children are safe
So don’t worry or care
No bully will tease
Or put gum in your hair
Tabitha Tootle
Was undoubtedly
Ugly and mean
Only six and a half
But she kept the streets clean
From bad boys and bullies
If you know what I mean
Good old Tabitha Tootle