No, not the Big C
The \'unmentionable\' word, relating to health
But c\'mon now, guess, the Big Ch.
Dare I mention it, this early in the year?
Well, half the year\'s gone
Only another half year until the next Ch.
Ya know ya likes getting those Ch. catalogues
In June or July
Well, it gives ya enough time to choose prezzies -
Whisky with water for me, please
If ya are stuck as to what to buy me!
If we wish away the year too quick
It can seem like it\'s nearly always Ch.
Wishing our lives away - arrggghhh!
Well, I wish ya a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year now!
But why now? Cos I might forget later on
I best compose some carol-poems now then
And wrap a fancy gift-ribbon around Fido\'s bone
Never too early to start!
Happy 2021 to ya!
I\'m quite busy now, ya know
Gotta start me Ch shopping today!
Yep, save money - buy Ch cards at start of New Year
When they\'re reduced in price
Makes sense to me - my middle name is Scrooge!
Heehee.
Here\'s a clip to remind ya
Or to prolong your agony?!