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How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

Yes quite juvenile

unladylike childlike behaviour,

mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore

 

yours truly reckons
tis futile effort causing furore

aye attest bull
in china shop incorrigible hardcore

exhibited by spouse

out of bounds antics bon jour

earlier within marriage
shenanigans twas the stuff

back in the day
sparking altercations, haint no lore

 

regarding wedded bliss
muddle aged doozy storied

married couple expressing
mutual love nevermore

did deux disparate
birds of a feather flock together

espousing total mortal kombat
(with looming fruity weapon

of mass destruction


living below poverty dirt poor

surviving (barely) hand to mouth
unable to afford

top of line high grade

clean atomic bombs rapport

re: ruining our reputation
as hoity toity main liners

portraying child\'s play
conflicts in East/West Timor

 

almost annihilating each other
i.e. zee Harris family
plus well nigh turning
planet Earth into vapour.

 

Sober realization of brinksmanship
brought now auld

geezers (defanged & harmless)
flinging foodstuffs cold

 

and/or frozen leftovers
(carbon dated), petrified extolled

as delicacy among Neanderthals,
who would value and

cherish fruit lobbed as
love\'s labour\'s lost more precious

(as a physical expression of affection)
more so than fine spun gold

thee rented man cave serves


atavistic trait hard rock cafe

functions as pleasant reminder,
where one percent genetic
stock originated (think noggin
rock hard iron maiden mold).

 

Backtrack to years spanning 2000-2010

wen furious red hot poker rage

twas unmanageable when living
under duress within Penn Valley


even tranquilizers could not assuage

harkening back when yours truly

under threat courtesy battle ax

and her henchwomen,

 

which matriarch took immediate dislike,
née rabid (foaming
at the mouth loathing)
towards yours truly

 

them days outright state

of undeclared warfare

found fury within me

exceeding the wrath of Kong!

 

Thank dog, I mellowed since then
gratuity prescription medication.