Poor Git
Ha ..
He only managed half a laugh
On that occasion
But ..
And look, it’s a BIG BUT
He was forced to give a cough
Or two instead
Before completing
What he had set out to do
And of course
Before it became
An eventual chore
Listen...
Another cough in the making
Half-hearted this time
And politely as per
The official manual
On Cross contamination
HMSO 2020
Then
Just before the angel hit
He thought she handed him a
Rainbow
The Coroner later said
His heart and eyes held out
It was his lungs that let him down
Poor git …