ANGELA has many skills ~ but cutting hair is not one of them ! ANGELA is fortunate because her MAMA has been able (adequately) to cut & shampoo & perm her hair during these last four months. Meanwhile mine has been growing profusely ! I like to look neat not like an Ageing Hippy or a Gentleman of the Road ! I had booked @ the local Barbers (Friday afternoon) and could not wait to be masked - gowned and in the Chair ! After an all-over Executive No. 3 ~ There was enough hair on the floor to stuff a cushion ! ALAS - when Angela returned Home and inspected my shorn scalp she uttered the immortal words *Ooooo BRIAN it makes you look Older - I preferred it LONG like ELVIS !
Short back & sides is out of date
Now at the Barbers one must state
Exactly what you need !
A number ONE ~ A number TWO
A fine Mohican dyed Bright Blue
Flat top ~ they used to call a CREW
A hair cut please you*ll plead !
For four long Months no Barbers Shop
No nice Quartet ~ No chop chop chop
At last my Barber opened up ~ to give me a crop !
My DAD said I should have married a Clippy
Each day I looked more like a 60s Hippy !
Angela thought my hair looked great
Like a Noble Lord ~ with a Large Estate !
So yesterday in trepidation
I entered *CUTE CUTS* by the Railway Station.
Sweeny Todd smiled ~ said *Your Hair Looks Great*
D*you want it cut or an EST-TI-MATE ?
Thirty Pounds ($40) for a Number Three !
Now Ive been sent to COVENTRY ~ ANGELA wont talk to ME !
Thanks for reading comments welcome Love ~ Brian & Angela
Have you had a *hair raising* experience during Lockdown ?