set your clock 5 minutes ahead
so you\'re early to wake and early to bed
we all know it\'s rude to make others wait
and you shouldn\'t want to be late
set your clock 5 minutes fast
and make every single minute last
your peers will respect your punctuality
as long as your clock is functioning
set your clock 5 minutes slow
and see a dark cloud everywhere you go
your crops will dry up because God will kill them
you\'ll get so desperate maybe sacrifice children
set your clock 5 minutes behind
and watch every thread in your life unwind
your friends and family will plot against you
everything you love will torment you for eternity