WE SHOULD EXPLAIN ~ That FIDO (ORCHIDEES Dog) is on Vacation ~ and has asked SMOKEY CAT to deputise for Him as MPS *18* ADJUDICATOR ! Being a CAT ~ Smokey is much more Gentle & Tolerant than FIDO ~ who can be quite aggressive ! You will observe the in His Photoshoot (above) Smokey is wearing an Orange Striped ONZIE ! This is a cunning disguise ~ As Dick Whittingtons Cat ~ because as an *18* ADJUDICATOR ~ He has to be incognito ! He has a charming Smile and a Purring Persuasion to ingratiate Members to add an *18* if their Odd Ode contains verbiage that might be unsuitable for ~ or offensive to Children ! We love DON WILLIAMS *I Believe in You* & We guess in a way it is Our Mantra for posting on MPS ~ which is why we have included it with this *tongue in cheek* Poem. ENJOY ! Love to All - ANGELA - BRIAN - SMOKEY CAT ๐งก๐ค๐
FIDO is Orchidees DOG ~ who always Censures
All the Poems that appear on MPS
He is straight to the point ~ Dogs have no Finesses
If you fail to add *18* ~ You*re in a MESS !
Dogs are so protective ~ barking @ the Postie
Fido will not tolerate any *Naughty Words*
Smokey is more subtle ~ floats round like a Ghostie
But he can detect *erotic* from *absurd*
So please do not expect Smokey to be worse than Fido
He will be more tolerant to use of *Damn & Blast*
He wont lose His cool ~ if you mention LIB - IDO
He will analyse the context ~ before *18* is asked
So if you have felt threatened by Fido *Censor Dog*
If you say B*G*E* Hes barking in your FACE
And B*G*E*R aint a swearword in the States !
And one New Member was balled *OUT* for usin* SNOG !
Censorship is excellent ~ to protect the Young
New Members off the SITE ~ we sure dont want to chase
If a Poem is *EROTIC* then an *18* should be hung
But saying K*I*K*R* in a Jokey way ~ is not the case !
Thanks for visit comments welcome Love ANGELA & BRIAN
Having an *18* Code to warn Children that a Poem contains *Adult Content is a good thing because *erotic* Poems on MPS are not censored ~ it is an Open Site. Paradoxically if Brian & I consider one of our Poems ~ requires an *18* it generally gets more visits ! *Esta es la Vida* Amor a Todos ~ Angela - Brian - Smokey ๐๐๐