Yes of course they must go back to school,
The minister said.
They are missing out on education,
They must go back to learn,
To learn about the lies we dispel.
And we know there is little risk
Of them developing the disease,
After all it has not happened in the schools.
OF COURSE IT HAS NOT HAPPENED IN THE SCHOOLS
YOU ACRIMONIOUS LYING BASTARD!!
THE CHILDREN HAVE NOT BEEN TO SCHOOL!!!!